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The Internet's Most Serious Espresso Martini Critic
She has tried them all. She has notes.
Millie takes exactly one thing seriously, and it's the espresso martini.
Her rating system is strict: foam thickness, the three-bean garnish, and whether the bartender looked confident while shaking it. Points are deducted for coffee that tastes like it came from a gas station, and for any bar that serves it in a regular glass.
Current score for the one pictured: 8 out of 10. Lost two points for the TV noise.